dissabte, 2 d’octubre de 2010

Dissabtes a-pun (intended): L'acudit del Panda

L'Enric Pineda, via Twitter, m'ha passat aquest acudit amb pun que m'ha encantat, va d'un ós panda una mica violent. En faig un copy-paste.

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, and then draws a gun and fires two shots into the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a poorly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

1 comentari:

Moroboshi ha dit...

XD! El que dic jo sempre, que una coma de més o de menys és molt important, i la majoria de la gent no té ni idea de puntuar... en cap idioma.