L'Enric Pineda, via Twitter, m'ha passat aquest acudit amb pun que m'ha encantat, va d'un ós panda una mica violent. En faig un copy-paste.
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, and then draws a gun and fires two shots into the air. "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a poorly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."